The girl, so confusing the version with lorde
I'm trying to be productive with my inner monologue that I seem to delusionally believe is interesting to the general public! Let's work it out on the remix
Welcome to an assortment of thoughts, experiences and self-righteous recommendations.
I’m cold and flu-sick and unemployed lol so my over-productivity is itching the insides of my body. I can only physically lie in bed for one day without losing my mind.
I honestly really wish I had podcast equipment because I much prefer verbally expressing my life but this will do, I also think my voice is really nice to listen to (text me if you want a voice memo will charge $$$). I also can’t possibly enter an extremely over-saturated (lol @ me with a PR degree also extremely oversaturated) market filled with random, young adult influencers who discuss brain rot drama & topics that they NEVER EDUCATE themselves on.
ANYWAY back to it here are my recommendations of late:
The app, The Pattern. Co-Star is fraudulent & stupid. Eerily correct sometimes though I will give it that… told me to have diced mango which I randomly added to my microwaved Weetbix as it was the only frozen fruit I had. My other main issue with Co-Star is too many men have used it as a flirting mechanism as well which completely ruins it. Get a new fucking play. Unoriginal.
The Pattern is way more accurate, detailed and relatable.
If you hate astrology move on from this.
But for real it’s unlocked a lot of unchartered emotional territories for me, I feel extremely seen and heard as well as motivated to work on myself more as it reminds me all my misgivings are because of planets I can’t control and how they were placed when I was born which I also didn’t have control over. It updates daily with personal insights and daily vibes that are detailed, inspiring and WAY too accurate. It also details how retrogrades and planets affect YOU and YOUR chart which is extremely individual to your star sign counterparts, anyway download it here if you want.
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I fucking love assorted beverages. If you didn’t know that, then you don’t know me at all and don’t consider yourself a close friend. scram, simple as that. I love to try all types of beverages but my BOW (beverage of the week) is split into two.
DIRTY CHAIS omg they are fucking amazing. Barista’s nightmare but IDGAF, while I’ve been sick they warmed my heart and spiked my cortisol. cinnamony goodness whilst curing my caffeine addiction, say fucking less.
for a more niche beverage - Tarts Anon had a cold brew chai soaked in soy overnight and fuck me dead it was delicious. 6 bucks of heaven. I will spend almost $10-$20 on beverages most days. let me be.
Now for a more classic Matisse daily experience - CMDE -, my worldly intelligence combined with my general knowledge idiocy.
I am a catastrophic hypochondriac. Decided to do the good thing and get an STI check-up - everyone should do them most years, they’re important!!! Naturally, once you hear about nits you think you have it, much like the STI test.
I noticed a small cut thing on my itchy flower and decided I had herpes, I got checked obviously by asking my family GP to suss it she said it was a razor blade cut. That makes a lot of sense considering I can’t shave to save my life. This was my Girl, so confusing, it's so confusing to be a girl moment. I literally can’t shave like I never learned properly and it sucks. It’s so confusing and laborious anyway enough. I know I don’t have to shave but I like to even if I suck at it kinda like dating, I know I don't have to date but I like it even though I suck at it.
This leads me into you all should listen deeply to the lyrics of The Girl, so confusing the version with Lorde and all of Brat and its the same but theres three more songs, every song can relate to anyone’s life experience and I think that is true musical artistry. Also randomly motivating but listen to some rock classics - I think it's good to stimulate the ears with different mediums. Rock has a lot more complexity in composition and it makes me feel like I’m wearing this outfit again which really makes me fawn for childhood.
Here are some rockemmendations.
speaking of childhood. while I'm sick I literally can only consume Australiana meals?? weird, niche craving like I MUST have Weetbix with honey for breakfast and vegemite on toast with avocado???? and where the fuck is my ice-cold Cottes fruit cup cordial?? maybe on a deeper level, it's because being sick = vulnerable = childlike behaviour = reminds me of home and being cared for, but regardless fuck soup I want a BUNNINGS sausage in bread street white bread.
to end the beginning of something that could flop or soar, if people (my friends) think I'm interesting enough. I’d like to end this with my job interview rapport - something is deeply wrong with me, GEN Z linguistics is indented in my brain I referred to myself as a hospo girlie pop in one interview and another type of girlie or used the word girlie but what the hell is wrong with me? untapped nervous energy??? G(Z)AD, generation Z anxiety disorder, symptoms include using cultural colloquialism as a nervous tick???? Somehow have made it through multiple interview rounds despite communicating to GEN X with my rotted brain. so go me
My heart goes out to Pedestrian.TV and Vice Media this week and I guess what's to come for a lot of journalism. THIS is not the beginning of the end, I believe media and journalism will never die, just look at Rupert Murdoch. Journalism needs needs to shed its skin and start anew like Rupert and every marriage has had 94 and still more rizz than me.
Ciao for now.
**next time ill add more weekly pics i’m a visual girlie